Wednesday, 24 April 2013


                               ONE: PATCHWORK WORLD OF UNIQUE INDIVIDUALS

Dear Kim...

I've loved reading thus far what the folk you've met on your travels have revealed about their inner-selves, with a mere few lines written on your postcard... Even before you'd officially invited me to participate, I'd thought to myself, I really must proffer my own square to Kim's patchwork... 





A CHALLENGE I OVERCAME:

Watching 'Larkrise to Candleford', series 1-4 back to back. Completely exhausting!

I want to be Dorcas Lane; independent Post Mistress, an impeccably dressed whizz on the telegram machine, who has daily weaknesses - on Mondays her "one weakness" is cream teas, on Tuesdays her "one weakness" is going to bed early with a copy of The Origin of Species, and on Wednesdays her 'weakness' might be champagne (hicc-up), or sticky toffee pudding... 


A Woman with Weaknesses...

A CHALLENGE I WILL OVERCOME:

To undertake watching the whole Poirot DVD collection - all fifty-seven episodes.  I'm completely exhausted just thinking about it!

A DREAM FOR MY FUTURE:

To be able to strike this pose on the dance-floor of B.G.W.Ms Club... 




When chatting with Siobhan at your Bon Voyage party, she confided to me her fantasy of strutting on to a dance floor and doing a back flip. So you must imagine me undertaking the above;  immobile; like a stork caught in the head disco lights, with Siobhan in the background doing a back flip, or two...

MORE DREAMS FOR MY FUTURE:

To be resident DJ - Wednesday afternoons - at B.G.W,Ms Club. I'm toying with the stage name, 'The Hip-Hop Housewife".

MY HOPE FOR THE GLOBAL VILLAGE:

Ummm... Com-plete-ly stumped I'm afraid! I'm think I'm going to have to re-dip into the Jung book you left with me, and get back to you on that one...

Tee hee, I'm only kidding with the above, how utterly infantile!  (Making Miranda-esque eye-contact with an imaginary audience and mouthing; "I'm soooo not kidding...") 

No, seriously right; Gabriel & I - and I'll rope in other folk! - will print out our postcards (I'll print out a batch in-fact!) and will both post them here, and send them c/o of  your Ma.  

P.S Make sure Moley fills one out!